merry xmas all, my holiday fun story in wow

about 2 1/2 years ago i sold my account. well, since i got a 7 day free trial on my new account, i decided to steal my old account. it was too easy since the guy didn't change his e-mail address or security question. since im probably not going to pay for 1 account, yet alone 2, i decided to have some fun. i started botting (really easy) but i still didn't have enough gold on the character i wanted. normally, i just offer to cut some gems and steal the people's gems for quick easy money, but since the guy was only lvl 40ish (the alt i wanted to play) i found a cool story on wow.com about the spectral tiger mount scam. it was too easy. i offered the mount for a lot of gold, and within 5 minutes i had 2 buyers who paid me almost 10,000 gold. they were hesitant about giving the gold away but i told them blizzard would ban me and theyd give them their money (lol, i dont care) to gain their trust.

i decided to generous with that gold. i just gave it to random people. then i decided to join a nub guild and pay people to say obscene things in gchat. then i had some fun with the trade channel and paid people to be "my friend" (i got a 3 hour suspension for that lol). then after, the 3 hour ban i paid the first person to invite me to a group. that was fun. you get a lot of invites after that. hehe